Experimental grooming facility

Welcome to the Beard Lab

A serious (but not really) collection of tools and experiments dedicated to the art, science, and absolute nonsense of facial hair.

Upload a photo, slap on a ridiculous beard, and create your masterpiece.

Defend Chad’s glorious beard from incoming razors and trimmers.

Click the chin, earn follicles, and grow a beard with its own weather.

Find your beard sign and see what the stars have planned for your chin today.

Shake the wireframe beard and let it settle your yes-or-no questions.

Lead Chad and the Beard Brotherhood against the Razor Empire in a turn-based battle.

Open packs, collect legendary beards, and battle the AI in a game of Beard War.

Hop a beard across the razor road and the oil river to give Chad his beard.

Spin three reels of majestic facial hair to match styles and bank big Beard Coin payouts!

Trim follicles on a 9x9 beard grid, avoid rogue razors, and earn Beard Coins.

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New tools and games are being developed in the lab.

Coming soon